Turn left. Exit here. Place your bags in the bagging area. Do not leave your baggage unattended. Keep away from the platform. Mind the gap. Do we really need to be told all of this? Maddie doesn’t think so; must be a sign of the times…
“Hey there, sexy white girl.” Hand on heart, I promise that’s what I heard some…
Eavesdropping is no fun anymore; nobody seems able to hold a decent conversation. Our elegant grammarian, Maddie York, explores the demise of the contemporary spoken word and discovers that, basically, it’s a mess.
The beautiful game of two halves that can unite a country and divide a city. Played since medieval times where raucous villagers would punt a stuffed pig’s bladder across a field, is the game any more civilised today?
Our elegant wordsmith, Maddie York, uncovers a grammatical scandal amidst the dark and foreboding jungles of an online bookshop that many of us know and trust. How many innocent inboxes has this philistinism tainted?
With The Hobbit about to grace our screens, Toby White muses on his encounter with Bilbo Baggins himself – the affable Martin Freeman – and reveals that sometimes reality can turn into an uncomfortable comedy…
It’s awfully tiring being someone who cares about apostrophes. Every day I’m subjected to the…
Wimbledon is upon us again. The usual mix of genuine fans and corporate junketeers will…
“What’s a birdie?” My wife asks the same question every time a major golf tournament…
The wisemen had predicted it but still the people, unbelieving, turned their faces upwards, in…
Yes, you read that right. The Little Chef. And no, I can’t even pretend I…